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She claims this really happened

Since my wife is unlikely to blog, I figured I would share this with you. She claims that it really happened, but I’ll let you be the judge. Last night, I went to bed before Jenn. Mind you, I didn’t go early or anything… it was after midnight (due to …

"How do the lambs know what time it is?"

Lindy asked me that this weekend. We were sitting at lunch, eating gyros, with the Hickmans and the Watsons. I looked around the restaurant, trying to figure out what the heck she was talking about. Do you know? Would it help you if I said, “Pa rum pum pum pum”? …

Amalgam

Clearly my daughters are an amalgam of their mother (a foodie) and father (a hockey fan). Tonight’s indication came on the car ride home from our first basketball practice of the year. Aspen: Did the Predators win their last game?Tim: Yes, I think it was 1 – 0.Aspen: Who was …

The Santa Train

We were having a nice breakfast here in Kingsport. Grammie and Lindy had put together the traditional items, toast, grits, bacon, and of course, eggs. I mentioned that when we have eggs at home, we often have a dozen among us. Grandpa decided to test the girls. Grandpa: Aspen, do …

Silly Daddy

I was putting Lindy down for bed tonight. I set her in the crib, and grabbed her pillow for her. (It’s actually a stuffed shirt, but that’s a story for another time.) So, I laid it out, upside down as it turns out. Lindy: Silly freakin‘ Daddy, that’s not how …

Oops!

OK, so I managed to go through the whole of Jenn’s birthday yesterday without taking a picture… Oh well, I’m sure she’ll be crushed. As the girls wrote on countless banners around the house, “Happy Brithday, Mammoo!” Aspen (with Oakley’s help) gave Jenn a really sweet gift. She took one …

Lindy and her words…

Lindy is really awfully well spoken for a two year old. That’s why I can post funny things like this from tonight as we were getting ready for bed. Lindy: Daddy, there’s a stranger.Tim: Where?Lindy: In the hall.Tim: Who is it?Lindy: It’s Daddy.Tim: Lindy, a stranger is someone you don’t …

Day 3: Holy Roma

Holy Roma… Our first full day in Rome was dedicated to Holy Rome, the Vatican City and its sights. But first, we had to have some breakfast. Jenn woke up before any of us and headed over to Campe De Fiori on her own… she came back with some fresh …

"Mommy & Daddy can!"

So, I was saying good night to the two older girls just now. It started with Oakley… Oakley: Daddy, I was just going to ask…Aspen: [preempting Oakley] This headboard is getting annoying.Tim: Just move your pillow down, it won’t bump it.Aspen: OK. Oakley: I said to Aspen, “I wish you …

Bacon

In case you missed it on my twitter stuff, this was Aspen’s quote last night eating dinner… “Bacon is so good to me, it’s like dessert.” Papa would be so proud.