So, we were chatting on the way home from soccer practice tonight. The conversation started with a neighbor, who is divorced. Lindy was asking if that meant that the Dad was at work, and I explained that it meant they were no longer married. Good stuff. Then, this…
Oakley: I’m not sure I ever want to get married.
Tim: OK, that’s cool Oakley, you certainly don’t have to. Why do you say that?
Oakley: Well, I don’t think I could handle the despair of divorce.
Tim: Well, I understand that, but remember, there can be a lot of joy in marriage too.
Oakley: OK, but I might still decide to be sinister.
Oakley: Yeah, it was is a Miss Maddie book (or something)
Tim: Oakley, the word is spinster.