Who actually talks like that?

I love the way my girls speak… it impresses me constantly, and makes me laugh regularly.

Today, I was walking Aspen and Oakley to the bus stop, and Aspen accidentally stepped on a snail. Trust me, it was an accident; this girl loves animals.

As we walked on, she was concerned because she saw several more. This is what she said:

I’m exercising great caution not to tread upon another snail.

So funny… who actually talks like that?