Aspen’s helping Lindy with making her Valentine’s cards right now.

Aspen: Do you want to use the “Be Mine” heart or the “Be My Valentine” heart?
Lindy: This is XXXXX’s [name redacted].
Aspen: So you want it to say, “Be Mine”?
Lindy: No. I want it to say, “Stop pushing and hitting and being mean.”

Sorry, Lindy, we didn’t get that card this year.

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