The Santa Train

We were having a nice breakfast here in Kingsport. Grammie and Lindy had put together the traditional items, toast, grits, bacon, and of course, eggs. I mentioned that when we have eggs at home, we often have a dozen among us.

Grandpa decided to test the girls.

Grandpa: Aspen, do you know how many there are in a dozen?
Aspen (and Oakley): Twelve.
Grandpa: And how many in a baker’s dozen.
Aspen (and Oakley): Thirteen!

a few moments passed, clearly long enough for a subject change…

Grandpa: Do you all know what the Santa Train is?
Oakley: 14!?

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